“二战”时期，盟(⛲)军要实施安奇奥登陆计划，迫于对一门叫安奇奥大炮的(🎗)超级武器的(🛤)忌惮(dàn )，要派两(liǎng )个(🥩)精锐特工去摧(👋)毁这(🎲)门(mén )大(dà )炮(pào )，结(♑)果两个(🚤)傻(shǎ )逼被派了去(👑)，最后(🗄)经(jīng )过一连串(chuàn )搞(gǎo )(🙍)笑事(✳)件(jiàn )，阴(🛹)差阳错(cuò )的(de )最后完成了任务。　　片(piàn )段一：(🖍)德(dé )国人(rén )在(🕕)北(běi )非(😱)布置了一个(gè )(⏺)陷阱(jǐng )，准备了(le )(🔩)一幅假(📯)的防御工(gōng )事地图让(ràng )(💱)这(🦗)二个士兵带(dài )回(🥔)去。他们却阴(✋)差阳错的拿走了(le )真(zhēn )的地图(🙉)，最终赢得了战(⛏)役。　　片段二：他们(men )化装成管道(dào )工潜入德军在意大利的司(sī )令部(🗳)，给(🈁)他们(men )卫生(💔)间的(🥊)管道修得乱(🚗)七(🐾)八糟，把(➡)将军淋了(le )个落汤鸡。将军去换衣服(fú )，拉(lā )开(😝)抽屉发现一(yī )套新的军(jun1 )服，于是洗头洗脸(liǎn )准备换上(👵)新军服的(🐞)时(🍽)候(hòu )闭(🔞)着眼把脸盆里的脏(👄)水倒进(🖍)抽屉里(lǐ )了（柜(guì )子旁边有(yǒu )一(🍁)个废水(🕕)桶）。那个将军是最主(🛃)要的(👩)一个配(pèi )角，很有意(yì )(💑)思。到影(🚩)片结束前1分(fèn )钟，都没有一句台词。最后(🈂)说(🚪)了(🐌)一句“谢谢(😲)”。　　片段三：德军(🍾)有(yǒu )一门(mén )超级(jí )大炮俯视着联(lián )军将要登陆的海滩。这二(🕌)个士兵居(jū )然化(huà )装(zhuāng )成(chéng )希特勒和随从，去(qù )(🤠)视(🐑)察大炮，把大炮(pào )炸(zhà )掉了。　(🌲)　In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time